This Last Week in Review

Oh, last week….what a week it was. LSU and the Saints dominated their opposites. First, let’s begin with LSU. They destroyed Auburn. 393 total yards to Auburn’s 248. Defense was magical. Claiborne and Brookes, Mathieu’s replacement, stepped up and definitely met expectations. This shows that even without the Honey Badger and Ware, we have depth on both sides of the ball. Both Lee and Jefferson each threw a beautiful TD pass to Randle. It seemed like everyone on the team got a chance to rush the ball. Four ball carriers, even without our starter. That’s right, I said 4. A couple of hits on special teams will still be felt three generations later, I’m sure. LSU ended the game 45 against 10 for Auburn, the biggest spread in the history of our many meetings. I carried the glow from this game through half the week. The chant at the end said it all – We want BAMA! Another week until the game of the year – #1 LSU vs #2 Alabama.

Then, on Sunday, I watched the decimation of one of the finest teams of the last decade or so by my beloved Black & Gold. Colts were handed a good ole fashioned beating – Saints 62, Ind. 7. All I can really say is wow. To have your entire season go to crap because of one player on injured reserve. Granted, Manning is a spectacular QB, maybe even one of the greatest. But still, somebody needs to step up. New Orleans played with fire in their bellies and looked unbelievable. Black & Gold Superbowl, baby.

OK, away from sports. I also subbed Monday, Tuesday, and the day that comes after Tuesday at the aforementioned high school where I was quite critical of some of the students. I got to know some of the students a little better and have come to revise my previous opinion. I decided that I would let them hold a mop to clean the floor. Maybe. Despite them acting like bonobos on crack, they are not all bad. Except one kid. He is just annoying. How annoying? I considered homicide, profanity, and momentarily even strong drink (and I don’t mean Sprite). He annoys the other teachers, the other students, no doubt the janitors and lunch ladies, etc. What’s sad is that he doesn’t even realize it, probably. I will not break his heart – high school is difficult enough. The other kids were all most enough to make up for this one blip.

On to some great news – I found out that I passed the Foreign Officers Service Test. I passed the written part and skimmed through barely on the essay. When I say barely, I mean that I think I left a little flesh behind. I had a 6 out of possible 12. The Lord was surely watching out for me. Thank you. The next step is 6 biographical essays due on November 16th. If I pass that (I will find out in late Jan.), then the next step is the Oral Interview. I can but continue on, faithful.

Tonight, I had a really good discussion with my roommate on our jobs and futures. We are in the same boat…well, same trailer literally and same boat proverbially. Both of us do not make enough to cover beyond our basic expenditures. We needed to take a long, hard look at our paths and make some decisions. It was a good first step.

Presidential Endorsement

I have decided to finally endorse a candidate for President of the United States of America. I initially supported one candidate because of his religious affiliation, but decided against him for several reasons. The only Mormon presidential candidate that would ever get my initial endorsement would be Yeah Samake, who is running for President of Mali. His website is here. Both Romney and Huntsman have several weaknesses that I feel limit them in gaining my endorsement. I feel that Romney has the perception of flip-flopping and the whole Massachusetts medicare problem. I realize the conditions in which he signed the bill and his position in a very left-leaning state. Huntsman is what a Democrat’s dream of what a Republican candidate should be, so that horse never even left the gate.

I realize that people can change as I have certainly done so in my life. I think that Romney certainly has changed as he sees where the country is headed and from where his support stems. I do not necessarily see this as the biggest drawback. He would make an admirable Vice President or even a President if he wins the Republican nomination. I will certainly vote for him in order to expunge the current malignancy occupying the White House. Despite this, I feel that I should back Herman Cain as our next President.

Cain addresses in perhaps the most simplest terms what is currently wrong with our country. It stems from loopholes, regulations, and no confidence in the system. The revamping of the tax code and its simplification is only the first step. We must start to create a business friendly environment so that we can recapture the success that we previously held. It should be easier to start and maintain a business in this country than it currently is and attacking the problem of over-taxation, over-regulation, and knee jerk loyalty to labor will in some ways solve this. Do I feel that Romney can do this? Yes and have no doubt that these are his plans. The American people, however, can be some of the stupidest in the world – just look at the adoring masses in our last presidential voting cycle. We need someone that will make it easy for the sheep to follow the shepherd.

Now, you may be asking yourself why my opinion on this matter may be of any import. My only response is that you are on my blog, reading this post.

LSU vs Tenn., Saints vs. Bucs

The games this week turned out to be very interesting – both good and bad. LSU once again proved that it is dominating force in the SEC. The offense looked really good and the defense played outstanding as usual. I especially liked beating Tennessee because of last year’s debacle where we almost lost the game, but were saved by a penalty against the Volunteers for having 12 men on the field. This year, there was none of that and LSU put them down with a 38-11 victory. Next weekend is Auburn.

Also, on Sunday the BSC poll came out with LSU as No. 1. A lot of people are saying that Alabama is the better team and rightfully deserves the spot. I don’t know about that, but Nov. 5 were certainly decide the issue. Since I really dislike Alabama, I will continuely hope for a victory so that I can tell Tide fans to stick it. Geaux Tigers!

The Saints played poorly from what I heard. As usual, they had to come back from losing but proved unable in the concluding quarter to get the win. I was not feeling so hot after church, so I had to go to sleep instead of watching. Much better now, thank you. I did hear about and later watch the video of Graham accidently hitting Coach Peyton. He is down with a torn ligament and maybe a fracture. Best wishes to him on a full recovery.

Today, for some other news, I heard that Tyrone Mathieu, Spencer Ware, and Therold Simon were suspended for at least one game – the Auburn game. It was supposedly for some time of drug issue. I don’t have the full story yet, so I will not assume either guilt or innocence. Coach Miles is usual articulate self here. All I can say is #$%@&#@%#@$%! That out of the way, I hope that it is nothing too serious that would keep them out of the Alabama game. If it is, then they should be thrown off the team. It would hurt to lose two of our biggest play makers, but the rules must be followed. Especially on the heels of the Jefferson issue earlier in the season.

Another Pretty Good Weekend

I know that this is a late post, but I have to put it out there. Last weekend was equal parts estascy, equal parts misery. First, as I have always done, lets dispense with the misery. I had a nasty sinus headache that came on Sunday and stayed with me till Monday. I had been house-keeping for my dad and think that Jolie’s ample hair (my step-mother’s dog) affected me as I haven’t been around her this much since I moved out. The bad part of it was that I missed work. I really hate missing work as we are a bit short-handed now.

Now the good part. I was able to see the team that I perhaps hate the most get decimated, destroyed, annilated and every other similar adjective. It was glorious – LSU 41, UF 11. How can I describe my joy? You don’t understand. I spent a great deal of my youth seeing LSU getting their rears handed to them by Florida in the 80’s and 90’s. Payback, boys, payback. It stings, doesn’t it? Anyway, the two big playmakers had some great write-ups this week – the Honey Badger here and the Swaggering Aussie punter, Wing, here. Wing continues to impress me and he is only a Freshman. Mathieu – what can you say? He may get the Heisman if he keeps it up. While I don’t want to take my eyes off Tennessee, the game against Alabama will be epic. It may be that the National Championship comes a little early this year.

Now the Saints. Steady as she goes is how I like it. They played a tough game, with a lot of stupid penalties. Not on their side, but the refs. When Cam Newton was hit as he released the ball, how is that roughing the passer? Are we going to make QB’s wear red jerseys and enforce a no hitting policy like what goes on during practice? Idiots. The Saints played well enough to win, and winning is the only thing that matters. Problems will just have to be ironed out before next game, so Payton and Williams are going to have to jump on that. Saints are rockin’, though.

Also, it this week I had some great Indian food prepared by my sister-in-law. I have the dishes in the Review section. I will also put a great Korean dish that I made there. My friend Anna came back from her monumental tour of America on Sunday and I made this dish for us to enjoy on Monday before I drove her to the airport. It was extremely tasty.

That was pretty much my weekend. I did work on Saturday, but it was pretty quiet due to the game. Or, at least it was when the game came on.

My Kongnamulbap (????) – Walker, LA

I have long been a fan of Korean food. Now, as I try to increase my culinary repertoire, it is only natural that I go to that cuisine style that I have so joyfully embraced. For my first dish, I picked a simple one that I learned about through my Youtube subscription here. Maangchi is a Korean cook who has excellent skills and does a great job of teaching it. Her website is here.

So, I used her recipe for Kongnamulbap. To put it simply, kongnamul is soybean sprouts and bap is rice. To make this, I used rice, soybean sprouts, ground beef, a pepper of choice, shiitake mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, onions, cucumber, green onion, soy sauce and sesame oil. I then put a fried egg on top.

I just followed the recipe. Prepare the rice, add the sprouts, meat on top. Cook for 10 min. or so, stir the pot and then let cook for 10 min. or so more. Prepare the sauce separate. The only thing I did different was to saute the onions and cucumbers and then add them to the sauce.

This was a great dish. Simple enough for me and I made so much that my friend Anna and I ate it for lunch while having left-overs for two or three meals. The only problem I had was that rice burnt to the bottom of the pot. Will have to work on that.

Marianne’s Indian Recipes – Walker, LA

My sister-in-law, Marianne, is one of my favorite people to talk to, especially about food. I like my other ones as well, but she is the one I have had the longest. More importantly, she lives the closest to me. This means that I can go and mooch off her when she allows. This past Friday she was without my brother as he was working a double at the Firehouse. I successfully ingrated myself to her when she said she wanted to cook a little Indian food. She has raved about it before and my ears perked up like Georgia (her German Shepard) when I heard Indian food. I even volunteered to help her collect the fixings. So off to the store leaving my two nephews to watch over the home front.

That night we had 3 dishes – Lamb Korma, Chicken Tikka, a Vegetarian Biryani and Naan bread. I ate till I burst. It was amazing. I could almost hear the Bollywood music in the background and feel Aishwarya Rai giving me a backrub. Awesome. I know, I know, Aishwarya Rai is from the south and these were all dishes from the north brought primarily in by the Mughals. Fine, but allow me to wallow in my own fantasy, ok. Yes, I know she is married. It is only a backrub.

Back to the food – paradise. The Lamb held only a hint of spiciness as neither my sister-in-law or I wanted the heat to overpower, but still delicious. The Tikka came out succulent. The Biryani was very good as well. The naan was simply divine – even though it was the only product that she didn’t make. Walmart. Who knew? Still, it came through perfectly and was a great way to eat the dishes. I don’t know how authentic it truly was, but damn it was good. I had a hard time deciding which was my favorite so I kept eating till I could make up my mind.

I hope to make many a long journey (ok, like 3 miles) to eat more of her great food. Wink, wink. Was that perhaps not so subtle? I did mention that I like to mooch. :-)

P.S. – The above picture is of Aishwarya Rai. A fine looking woman. It was only a backrub!

The Pastor, the Mormon, and the Interview

Recently, a story broke in which a Dallas pastor, who after introducing Gov. Rick Perry at a fund raiser for his presidential campaign, slammed Mitt Romney for being in a “cult” – Mormonism. Admirably enough, the official response from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was that it would not respond to comments made at a political gathering, appropriately separating religion from politics. Later, Anderson Cooper interviewed Pastor Robert Jeffress. He defended Romney and later Barack Obama on the question of their religion. The video of the interview is here. Just for disclosure, I am not an admirer of either Romney, Obama, or even Anderson Cooper.

One of the interesting statements made by Jeffress is that Mormonism is a non-biblical theological cult, but not a sociological one. In this, I can only assume that he means that Mormonism was started by a man and not of the Jim Jones variety that practices mind control and communal kool-aid parties. In the past, however, members of the Association to which Jeffress belongs have accused of Mormons of said activities, perhaps unaware that green jello, not kool-aid, is the prefered [warning: insensitive joke ahead] poison of choice. Also, the last time I checked, the denomination that he preaches for were also started by a group of guys called the English Separatists, under John Smyth, stemming from the Anabaptists. Hmm.

As for the definition of un-biblical, Baptists were part of a movement to split from the dead traditions of the Catholic church, as they saw it, and rediscover “simple Christianity.” I have always found this interesting as early Christianity certainly was never simple. Even now, trying to find something in common between the many denominations that exist is difficult, up to and including the nature of Christ. Two thousand years of “historical Christianity,” as Jeffress describes it, have not allowed us to reach consensus on a great many topics. Perhaps the most amusing part of the interview was when Jeffress describes as Christian any person who has faith in Jesus Christ as their only Lord & Savior. Mormons certainly believe this, but are denied the title of Christian by these stout defenders of the “orthodox” faith.

Fine. I know and Christ knows that I joined the community of His Saints. On religion, I do not care what Jeffress thinks of my faith. Politically, it makes him look very narrow-minded by stating that he would prefer Perry to Romney based on faith, but would vote for Romney against Obama, even after accepting Obama’s Christian-ness. If he had answered otherwise, however, it would mean that he is not just narrow-minded, but an idiot. So good for him on that score.

Update: Jonah Goldberg articulates this argument much better than I in his Oct. 12th National Review Online piece here.

Foreign Service Officers Test

Yesterday, I had the Foreign Service Officers Test for employment with the U.S. State Department. It was divided into 4 sections – Informational, Biographical, English, and an Essay section. I feel that I did really well on the first three sections. The essay, oh man, the essay. It was an almost complete disaster. I think that a monkey with its hair on fire could have written a better one than I did. It seemed when I finished a blathering unorganized mess. The topic was not that difficult and I knew quite a bit about it due to my studies. I just flopped. I am hoping that it turned out better than I remember it. Also, if it did, that the department may overlook it for some of my better qualities. I find out in four to five weeks. If I did fail it, I have to wait 11 months to take it again. Suck!

Pho Quynh – Baton Rouge, LA

In the winter of 2006, I accompanied two friends on a journey through Southeast Asia for three weeks. We spent a week in Thailand, one in Cambodia, and a final one in Vietnam. During this time, I found paradise. When a man finds something close to heaven, it is difficult to replicate if it is not at the same place with the same people. Me and one of my friends – a beautiful, young lady – visited the Temple of Confucius in Hanoi. Outside of one of the gates, we sat down on a little curbside cafe operating out of a small stall. There, I had the best Ph? that man can taste. Heaven. Later that night, we attended a wonderful opera that capstoned the experience.

Upon arriving home, I tried to find something that could bring back that experience. To find paradise anew. I found Pho Quynh in Baton Rouge. I have eaten Vietnamese in California, Utah, and here. This place is as close to that little stall – and heaven – as I have found in the States so far. Today, I went with my eldest brother and a friend of ours. While they were no beautiful lady, enough stimulating conversation was provided to get me to the time when the food arrived. We had some delicious eggrolls and springrolls with peanut sauce. My course was a bowl of beef pho – with fatty brisket, round steak, and tripe. Add a little Thai basil, beansprouts, and chili sauce for magic. I considered licking the bowl, but I remembered sometime in the hazy past my mother warning me not to be uncouth at the table. Although I was able to restrained myself, the temptation was mighty. Go check it out for yourself.

Substituting II

This Monday I substituted for the 6th time in the same school as before. This time I was “teaching” another special education class with students considered more functional. I have some doubts on the more functioning part of that statement on account of one specific class. While they were not wheelchair-bound or dumb of speech like my previous class, there was not a single brain cell in the entire group. In this class, I was a mere observer and felt like a member of a National Geographic Channel documentary – “The intrepid anthropologist” skillfully navigates the natural environment until reaching the target specimens. He observes the specimens in their native state, conversing only about their imaginary sexual exploits interrupted by occasional bouts of machismo to establish a very temporary and transitory dominance. Their main behavior seemed to bouncing a ball back and forth among themselves trying to hit each other in the genitalia. To be honest, I forgot about them being human for a moment as their behavior seemed more in line with baboons or rutting deer. I wondered to myself if I had ever been like them in my youth. God forbid! But I suspect it was so.

In my last post, I stated that I was filled with patience and understanding for those kids, as they were among those who most needed it most. My only thought this day was, “I hope that the Lord never allows these kids to actually run anything important, because in their current state they will kill us all.” Maybe one day they may grow up to fulfill some important task, but I have trouble imagining that I could entrust a mop and a bucket to them after the hour I spent with them.