13 Assassins (??????)

*Spoilers* I must admit that I am not an admirer of the works of Takashi Miike. His movies to me are shallow expressions of violence and sexuality seemingly existing only for its shock value. His films usually leave me cold. When I heard that he was going to do a chanbara film, I was filled with trepidation. I love chanbara – from Akira Kurosawa to Zatoichi to the works of Yoji Yamada. Because of this, I put off watching the film until last night. My final opinion was one of admiration. I feel that this work was a great expression of the duality of samurai honor in a modern perspective.

The duality exists between the two main samurai, Hanbei Kitou and Shinzaemon Shimada. Hanbei serves an evil man, Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira, who is the half-brother of the Shogun. The Lord uses Hanbei’s honor to control him all the while taunting him. In between this, he also performs such sadistic tasks as using a whole family for target practice, raping a women and then killing her husband, etc. We get the point – he needs to die, especially as he is about to join the Shogunate council leading the nation. One of the other members of the council commissions Shinzaemon to kill Naritsugu.

Shinzaemon provides an interesting contrast to Hanbei. He performs his duty in order to be obedient but he cannot hide the excitement that this job brings. There has been a long period of peace and samurai have been regulated to the mere caricatures that Naritsugu ridicules. He joins with 11 other “true” samurai for this task, picking up a 13th ruffian on the journey. Each of these men, it seems, live at the margins of Shogunate enforced peace – gamblers, playboys, hired swords, etc. All of them are looking for a way to re-enbue their lives with with real purpose and regain true samurai status. Shinzaemon’s nephew, Shinrokuro, was acted by Takayuki Yamada. I enjoyed his work in another one of the few Takashi Miike movies that I can stand, Crows Zero.

All of this reaches up to the final combat scene, which employs a great deal of violence. Interesting enough, Miike seems to eschew the blood sprays found in so many other samurai films. There is plenty of killing though, as 13 men go up against 200. The final scene leaves the evil lord crawling in the mud, finally coming to an understanding of the reality of both pain and death. Like I said, it was a great movie.

My Kongnamulbap (????) – Walker, LA

I have long been a fan of Korean food. Now, as I try to increase my culinary repertoire, it is only natural that I go to that cuisine style that I have so joyfully embraced. For my first dish, I picked a simple one that I learned about through my Youtube subscription here. Maangchi is a Korean cook who has excellent skills and does a great job of teaching it. Her website is here.

So, I used her recipe for Kongnamulbap. To put it simply, kongnamul is soybean sprouts and bap is rice. To make this, I used rice, soybean sprouts, ground beef, a pepper of choice, shiitake mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, onions, cucumber, green onion, soy sauce and sesame oil. I then put a fried egg on top.

I just followed the recipe. Prepare the rice, add the sprouts, meat on top. Cook for 10 min. or so, stir the pot and then let cook for 10 min. or so more. Prepare the sauce separate. The only thing I did different was to saute the onions and cucumbers and then add them to the sauce.

This was a great dish. Simple enough for me and I made so much that my friend Anna and I ate it for lunch while having left-overs for two or three meals. The only problem I had was that rice burnt to the bottom of the pot. Will have to work on that.

Marianne’s Indian Recipes – Walker, LA

My sister-in-law, Marianne, is one of my favorite people to talk to, especially about food. I like my other ones as well, but she is the one I have had the longest. More importantly, she lives the closest to me. This means that I can go and mooch off her when she allows. This past Friday she was without my brother as he was working a double at the Firehouse. I successfully ingrated myself to her when she said she wanted to cook a little Indian food. She has raved about it before and my ears perked up like Georgia (her German Shepard) when I heard Indian food. I even volunteered to help her collect the fixings. So off to the store leaving my two nephews to watch over the home front.

That night we had 3 dishes – Lamb Korma, Chicken Tikka, a Vegetarian Biryani and Naan bread. I ate till I burst. It was amazing. I could almost hear the Bollywood music in the background and feel Aishwarya Rai giving me a backrub. Awesome. I know, I know, Aishwarya Rai is from the south and these were all dishes from the north brought primarily in by the Mughals. Fine, but allow me to wallow in my own fantasy, ok. Yes, I know she is married. It is only a backrub.

Back to the food – paradise. The Lamb held only a hint of spiciness as neither my sister-in-law or I wanted the heat to overpower, but still delicious. The Tikka came out succulent. The Biryani was very good as well. The naan was simply divine – even though it was the only product that she didn’t make. Walmart. Who knew? Still, it came through perfectly and was a great way to eat the dishes. I don’t know how authentic it truly was, but damn it was good. I had a hard time deciding which was my favorite so I kept eating till I could make up my mind.

I hope to make many a long journey (ok, like 3 miles) to eat more of her great food. Wink, wink. Was that perhaps not so subtle? I did mention that I like to mooch. :-)

P.S. – The above picture is of Aishwarya Rai. A fine looking woman. It was only a backrub!

Pho Quynh – Baton Rouge, LA

In the winter of 2006, I accompanied two friends on a journey through Southeast Asia for three weeks. We spent a week in Thailand, one in Cambodia, and a final one in Vietnam. During this time, I found paradise. When a man finds something close to heaven, it is difficult to replicate if it is not at the same place with the same people. Me and one of my friends – a beautiful, young lady – visited the Temple of Confucius in Hanoi. Outside of one of the gates, we sat down on a little curbside cafe operating out of a small stall. There, I had the best Ph? that man can taste. Heaven. Later that night, we attended a wonderful opera that capstoned the experience.

Upon arriving home, I tried to find something that could bring back that experience. To find paradise anew. I found Pho Quynh in Baton Rouge. I have eaten Vietnamese in California, Utah, and here. This place is as close to that little stall – and heaven – as I have found in the States so far. Today, I went with my eldest brother and a friend of ours. While they were no beautiful lady, enough stimulating conversation was provided to get me to the time when the food arrived. We had some delicious eggrolls and springrolls with peanut sauce. My course was a bowl of beef pho – with fatty brisket, round steak, and tripe. Add a little Thai basil, beansprouts, and chili sauce for magic. I considered licking the bowl, but I remembered sometime in the hazy past my mother warning me not to be uncouth at the table. Although I was able to restrained myself, the temptation was mighty. Go check it out for yourself.

Hellhole – Kevin Anderson & Brian Herbert

*spoiler alert
I just finished reading Hellhole, by Kevin Anderson and Brian Herbert. My reaction to the book: Meh. It is supposedly the start to a new space opera epic and I was quite frankly disappointed. Based on the ravaged and dangerous planet of Hallholme, nicknamed Hellhole, it describes the actions of the oh so noble General Tiber Maximilian Adolphus as he plots to overthrow the evil rule of the dowager Diadem Michella Duchenet. He had already been defeated once. These new plots are reasonably successful and Adolphus is able to craft an alliance out of the frontier planets to which he had been exiled. This story arc is slightly interrupted by the emergence of a beneficent symbiotic alien race that wants to merge with humans in order to seek the renewal of their dead race. This exceptionally intriguing plot aside, the book stalls in both setting description and characters.

In setting, the description of Hellhole seems understated as a planet ravaged by an asteroid a half millennium ago. The authors seemed to want to imply that it was a backwater dumping grounds for misfits on a severe life-threatening scale, à la Star Trek’s Nimbus III. The authors were unable to sell it for me. The characters, all decent enough folk, seem to work together for the common good. Nature, while deadly, is maintainable. Power for equipment is available, nobody seems to be starving, and the single killing that takes place shocks all who learn about it. This is not a place that shapes the human soul through suffering. From veteran writers who worked on the Dune series, I expected better. If you want a truly deadly environment, whether from nature or just killing each other, turn to Godwin’s The Survivors or Pournelle’s War World series. To be honest, a good day in Mogadishu sounds worse than Hellhole.

The characters are not much better. The leads, Adolphus and Duchenet, are extremely one dimensional. Adolphus is honorable and believes that the ends do not justify the means. This is made evident when he refuses to attack the enemy fleet, losing the battle and his own fleet, because the enemy has taken hostages from among his peoples’ families. This sucks for him as his opponent is the exact opposite in nature. She is cruel and malicious. She killed her brother who was before her in the line of succession and imprisoned her sister who witnessed it. There was no hesitation about ordering the arrest and execution of her daughter’s lover. She has ordered a great many deaths, yet she was hesitant to order the execution of Adolphus when he was captured. So, to foil the creation of a martyr, she exiles him to a really bad planet where he is expected to die but doesn’t. This one suspect act of benevolence starts the ball rolling.

The most disappointing aspect of this new series start is that it was written by two such veteran sci-fi authors. I have read several books that they have put out and have been generally impressed with their writing. The one redeeming aspect of this book is that it will set up what may be some spectacular space battles in the next two books. Or, at least I hope so if the aliens crap doesn’t piss me off too much when I read them.

Raising Cane’s #1 – Baton Rouge, LA

When I started this blog section on reviews, I promised myself that I would not review chain restaurants, especially fast-food ones, if I can reasonably avoid it. On reviewing Cane’s #1, I cannot resist temptation. I do so, however, with the understanding that this is the first Raising Cane’s and the one dear to my heart.

On many a hot, Louisiana day during my studies at LSU, I was forced to make a decision. Should I dart fervently from shade tree to shade tree after leaving the air-conditioned safety of Himes Hall or should I make a relatively fast dart across the scorching Parade Grounds, dodging frisbee throwers or sunbathers. I say relatively because I am never really fast. That was part of the problem. Go slow knowing what was up ahead or go fast, chancing a meltdown into a pile of assorted lipids and proteins. Often I chanced it, with the full knowledge that the journey would suck, but I would enjoy the arrival.

Hyperbole, you say. Nay, the sun down here can get really hot. Also, the end of that journey was a steaming box of deliciousness reserved for Mt. Olympus, if the Greek gods had Southern accents and loved Chicken. I am talkin’ about the king of Northgate, Raising Cane’s #1. The brain child of LSU alums, Todd Graves and Craig Silvey. There, they created the beginnings of a national fast food chain that is beginning to sweep the nation.

Now, to the food. Cane’s, how do I love thee, let me count the ways – 6 chicken fingers, a side of fries, 2 slices of Texas toast and a medium Barq’s Rootbeer. It traditionally comes with coleslaw, but since I believe coleslaw is an abomination sent from hell, I get the extra toast instead. The only complaint that I have is not focused on taste, but that I think the fingers could be a bit plumper. But all in all, worth the money. In addition, the beauty of having a chain is that I can get this same delight almost anywhere in Baton Rouge, a lot of places in Louisiana, and a growing number of places outside the state.

R&C Korean Restaurant – Biloxi, MS

Ah…Korean food. It brings so many memories to mind. That particular smell and taste of kimchi (김치)*. Living in Beijing, eating samgyeopsal (삼겹살) with my friends. Or eating bosintang (보신탕) in Tianjin with another set of friends. I have never been to Korea, but its culinary delights tantalize me, percolating dreams of dropping it all and fleeing to the “Land of the Morning Calm.”

However, reality always intercedes. So, because I unable to actually spend all day watching Korean dramas and eating kimbap (김밥) in the land of its origin, I rely on Korean restaurants here in the U.S. Baton Rouge has some great…wait, no, Baton Rouge has no Korean restaurants. Chinese, great Thai, and excellent Vietnamese, but no Korean. When I want to get my galbi (갈비) on, I am forced to look elsewhere. Luckily, my brother lives in Biloxi and there is a great little place just outside the gates of Keesler AFB.

R&C Korean Restaurant has excellent food and somewhat slow service. I would classify it as lousy, but I want to be kind. Every time I go, whether for lunch or dinner, there is only one overworked waitress serving customers. I suspect that there is only one cook back there as well. Because I know this, I am always prepared for a wait and bring my Android for entertainment and a smile to let the lady know that I don’t mind.

I have had a wide selection of their dishes. Their kimbap is good and has a sufficiently large serving size. I also enjoyed their bulgogi (불고기) and bibimbap (비빔밥). Their fried mandu (만두) hits the spot. This latest time I ordered the galbi. For those not in the know, galbi is marinated short ribs. Delicious. As for this dish, it was excellent – spicy and succulent. It went great with steamed rice and banchan (반찬). If you are ever in Biloxi with a little time on your hands and need a Korean fix, R&C is a great place to try.

*I included the Korean script to help me in my self-study. I am currently seeing how hard Korean is for me after years of studying Mandarin.